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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

"Bad" Movies We Love Guest Post: Jason Soto

Jason Soto writes for Invasion of the B Movies(www.invasionofthebmovies.net) and can be found on twitter @invasionbmovies.


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 10. Shark Attack 3: Megaladon-This is mainly for the third act of the film, which is easily the greatest worst thing you will ever see. It starts with a line that was ad-libbed on set and it just gets crazier from there. And Doctor Who fans take note, it stars Captain Jack!


9. Hard Rock Zombies-The lead singer of a rock band falls in love with a 11-year-old girl while touring a town that HATES rock music. Meanwhile an old guy who ends up being Hitler wants to kill the entire town. And Eva Braun is a werewolf. 'nuff said.


8. Sorority House Massacre 2: Nighty-Nightmare-Boobs, typical slasher flick, and the hero is a guy named Orville Ketchup. Again, 'nuff said.


7. Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2-This is a movie the internet has ruined for people, because I LOVED this movie before the internet was a gleam in Al Gore's eye. And it's all thanks to the under appreciate acting style of Eric Freeman!


6. The Galaxy Invader-Ok so get this. An alien lands in a town full of hicks. A college student and his teacher try to make peaceful contact with it, but a drunk guy who has giant holes in this shirts wants to kill the alien and steal it's weapon. It might not sound like anything special but when you see it, you will understand.


5. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats-I won't lie and say this movie CAN be boring at times and I'm sure the guy who made it was like "OH LOOK AT ME! I'm arty and shit!" which is pretentious enough. But at the core of it, it's a bed that eats people, then at one point drinks Pepto-Bismol. Doesn't get better than that.



4. Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness-This is one of those "you need to see it to believe it" movies. It's a slasher movie but the way it was executed will leave you wondering if this was the long lost film of Tommy Wiseau.


3. I Was A Teenage Zombie-I really shouldn't love this movie as much as I do, but it's so god damn goofy I can't help myself. It was clearly made in a small town using "non-actors" and it's just so stupid all the way through, but I can't help but have a good time when I watch it.


2. Undefeatable-Starring Cynthia Rothrock! Need I say more?


1. Basket Case-No one is surprised this is my number one movie. I am admitting that this movie is done poorly and if you over think it you will drive yourself crazy, but it's just such a fun little movie and the last five minutes of it is a riot. If you haven't, you NEED to see this movie...NOW!!

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